A Joomla! Urban Dictionary ...

Hi Joomladudes and Joomlachicks,

I love this time of year as it gives you some time to be flippant. Here's the beginnings of my attempt at a Joomla! urban dictionary. Feel free to add your own ideas. :)

Joomlaban = a term reserved for three or more individuals who actually are pretty fair-minded individuals
Joomlabananas = a term for when a group of Joomlafolk get overly excited about something that is out of control or extremely cool
Joomlabeer = Beer, more beer, any kinda beer ingested while talking about Joomla!
Joomlaberg = Iceberg phenomena, usually in the shape of the Joomla! logo
Joomlabook = an analogue technology designed to help Joomlanoobs (see Joomlanoobs) commonly found in book stores and libraries
Joomlacake = space cakes, usually ingested in conjunction with Joomlacoke
Joomlachav = a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high Joomla! baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks
Joomlachick = see Joomlafox and Amy Stephen
Joomlachirps = Usually initiated by a Joomladude to chat up a Joomlachick
Joomlacide = Accidental death caused by over use of Joomla! resulting in lack of sleep or food.
Joomlacoke = a fizzy drink containing cola
Joomlacop = Over-zealous Joomla! moderator
Joomladare = a challenge made to challenge coders' abilities
Joomladisco = disco dancing style based on the shape of the Joomla! logo, freestyle disco dancing ... free in form and execution. In memory of it being freely given.
Joomladisease = can mean talent, looks or moves, diseased can mean hip, cool, groovy, hot, perfect, lovely, pretty, awesome.
Joomladistro = A distribution of Joomla! 1.5
Joomladoctor = A Joomlaexpert qualified to diagnose symptoms of Joomladisease.
Joomladrink = strong coffee to keep eyelids open and brian buzzing while coding
Joomladude = (m)A Joomla! dude or (f) Joomladudette
Joomlaeejit = Irish Joomla! idiot. (see Joomlanumpty for Scottish version)
Joomlaemo = Genre of softcore punk Joomla! music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs
Joomlaflu = Highly contagious disease spread by Joomla! fans
Joomla**ucktard = A term used by Joomla! leadership towards the author of this blog.
Joomlafolk = Joomla! family
Joomlafood = pizza delivered hot during a night of coding
Joomlafork = A Joomla! future event
Joomlafox = Jooma! chick who rocks (see Joomlachick)
Joomlafreak = these peeps have Joomla! blood running through their veins
Joomlafruit = Hybrid fruit that grows in the shape of the Joomla! logo
Joomlafuel = volunteered time given freely to the project
Joomlafun = What's important at AllTogetherAsAWhole
Joomlafund = a vital fund to keep the project alive. This concept was alive and well before paid devs came to be.
Joomlageezer = A Joomla! expert who is a Londoner
Joomlaghetto = A fictional place in the future that comes about once Joomlaspaghetti is released
Joomlagreek = Fotis and his many Greek mates
Joomlajoke = this Urban Dictionary would fit this term
Joomlajustice = Winning isn't everything but justice is
Joomlakashmir = Joomladudes or Joomladudettes Kasmir woollen sweater (jumper) or a Joomlamusician's interpretation of a Led Zep classic.
Joomlaknights = Founders of Joomla!
Joomlakudos = Respect and recognition given to a Joomlastar.
Joomlalimbo = Usually follows failed Joomlamambo dances
Joomlamagic = the power and flexibility that GPL instills in Joomla!
Joomlamambo = Weird latin dance that nobody knows how to do.
Joomlamatic = Automaticly Joomla!
Joomlamax = a coding legend, previously known as the Road Warrior
Joomlamoon = Powerful lunar condition that captures your soul
Joomlanaut = spaced out Joomla! geeks. Spacemonkey would be a candidate.
Joomlanoob = A newbie Joomla! user
Joomlanumpty = Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of Joomla! knowledge or misconception of a particular Joomla! subject or situation to the amusement of others.
Joomlanux = Linux doyen at a Joomla! event
Joomlaoodle = Joomla! cross-bred with a poodle
Joomlapal = friend of Joomla! or Joomla!/Drupal user
Joomlapert = Joomla! expert or a drip under pressure
Joomlapet = usually a dog, cat affectionately named Joomla!
Joomlaphobia = Drupal or other open source dude or dudette who's afraid to use Joomla!
Joomlaquake = The sound of Joomla!Day attendees running to a keynote presentation
Joomlarockstar = A Joomla! dev who can stay up and party all night long and then wake up and take care of business in the morning
Joomlasex = Joomlasex is this natural act while brain is working through a coding problem: the sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you dont multiply!
Joomlashark = Venture Capitalist who seek to turn Joomla! into a money-making entity
Joomlasoap = Joomla! logo shaped soap-on-a-rope, usually given as a gift at Christmas
Joomlasong = "We took the high road while they took the low road ... "
Joomlaspaghetti = Joomla! 1.6
Joomlaspanner = someone who really stuffs things up - derived from the term "spanner in the works".
Joomlasphere = all things Joomla!; all inclusive representation of global Joomla! community.
Joomlaspoon = Coming in 2010, definitely
Joomlastar = common term of affection or camaraderie amongst Joomla! users. Similar to "dude", "man" or " Buddy"
Joomlasutra = the science of Joomla! love
Joomlatastic = simply fantastic Joomla! happening
Joomlatattoo = see Brian Teeman
Joomlatea = a tannin beverage often used instead of coffee (see Joomladrink)
Joomlatennis = Anyone game enough to take on Johan Janssens at tennis
Joomlatfantasia = utopian, fictional Joomla! place where everyone works for the collaborative. A time of non-restrictive trademark licensing.
Joomlatics = Joomla politics or Joomla lunatic (interchangable use).
Joomlatographer = photographer at a Joomla! event
Joomlatool = a tool used to create Joomla! magic
Joomlatrain = you're either on it or not :)
Joomlatrojan (interchangable with Joomladurex) = Advisable before Joomlasex
Joomlatron = 1980s Joomladude or Joomladudette
Joomlatrophy = An award given for Joomla! excellence
Joomlawhine = Usless complaining to others that dont care
Joomlawine = Follows Joomlawhine when nobody listens
Joomlaxade = Xade is a french adjective for ultimate perfection. It is used to talk about semi-god or very beautiful Joomla! men

Use your imagination now :) Edits for further private submissions, thanks folks :)