My favourite words and phrases.
Urgent!
I want/need this - tell me!?
show me how to get it looking like this site
Its matter of life or death!
I told them it was easy, now it dont work
My client will kill me
i paid them and now installed it breaks, tell me how fix it
you not reading, you dont understand i
i want all these in the image, where get from
look bro, it must be free, i got no money, its my business
my free host puts adverts on, how get rid of them
Of course there is also the great
Read the forum rules
Topic Closed/Locked
What are yours?
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Comment by Amy Stephen on January 31, 2010 at 11:12am
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You guys just made this confusing just so that people would pay you to help them.
If you don't help me, I will use (insert-the-name-of-other-CMS-we'd-really-rather-they-switch-to-here.)
Tell me how to build a Web site with Joomla! and don't point me to the documentation! I don't have time for that.
How do I do this in (insert-name-of-commercial-software-likely-pirated)?
JOOMLA SUCKS! (always a crowd pleaser!)
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Comment by Tim Stiffler-Dean on January 31, 2010 at 11:16am
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Ahh yes. There is pure beauty in those words right there.
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Comment by Mustaq Sheikh on January 31, 2010 at 11:28am -
Suddenly it stopped working
My Boss will Kill me
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Comment by C O'Shea on January 31, 2010 at 11:30am -
oops - another - "I didnt touch it - its just went funny" off to find the post where thy pled guilty after barrage
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Comment by Mark W. Bender on January 31, 2010 at 11:36am -
Why do I need to do a backup?
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Comment by Herman Peeren on January 31, 2010 at 1:36pm -
- "My site, running is on Joomla1.5.6 (...)", STOP, please update to the latest version immediately, "I don't want to update to 1.6; it is not yet stable"
- "yes, this is working; the previous answer was not working" (after 2 times exactly the same correct answer to a problem).
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Comment by Peter Russell on January 31, 2010 at 3:02pm -
I didn't do anything, but now it's not working.
Can you please give us more detail
@ C O'Shea ... the one I find most frusrating is Topic Closed/Locked. As in fact, if it has to be closed or locked then it was hardly ever a topic at all. Much nicer here where mods don't play games.
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Comment by Guy R Cook on January 31, 2010 at 3:34pm
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"I don't use Joomla, it's just too hard to edit things"
"I just can't understand why copying the article directly from MS Word, and now I can't align it left, it's staying centered"
"Section, Catetgory, article is pretty confusing to me"
I'll stop here, there are many, many quotes that come to mind, most are like the above under
"What, you mean I have to learn how to use it?"
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Comment by Herman Peeren on January 31, 2010 at 5:09pm
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Thanks Ole. You are right to point out that it is not the negativism that's really our favourite...
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Comment by Mark W. Bender on January 31, 2010 at 5:17pm
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@Brian - losing count in that circumstance is a "good" problem to have!
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